Cat Quotes

Cat Quotes

Cats are smarter than dogs, You can’t get 8 cats to pull a sled through snow.

From a cat’s perspective, all things belong to cats.

One cat just leads to another.

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats are delicate creatures subject to a good many ailments,
but none of them suffer from insomnia.

People who hate cats come back as mice in their next life.

There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats.

Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.

Cats base their actions on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want.

Cats aren’t clean; they’re just covered with cat spit.

Choosing A Password!

Choosing A Password!

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P...

E...

N...

I...

S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH ...

Bedroom poop

Went out drinking with some of my housemates from uni a few months back, we had a few too many and came back to our halls. One of them went for a shower to try and clear his head, he then walked out 5 minutes later, butt naked, went into his room, passed out on his floor and shit all over it. He then proceeded to roll around in it. A few hours later, he woke up and just left. He went back to his parents house and we havent seen him since. He didnt even clean it up, just left it all over the floor stinking the entire flat out. Which was nice.
Got my own back though, instead of helping him while he was soiling himself, we got the digital camera and took a few shots (which he still dosent know about) :D